Ello! Names Alan. I'm a 22 year old in Sofla blah blah. I like nouns, verbs, prepositions and interjections. Bitches love interjections. I don't fuck with adverbs (and if you do, no offense, but you are one brave, crazy fuck...) Anyways, if you know me, you know I can be a very caring person but with an occasional, vengeful turret tick of revenge. If you don't know me and give 2 shits and a taco about knowing me, by all means strike a convo! And if you don't know me, yet have heard rumors... I will say it one more time... I'm not fucking gay!!! Gawd, It's like people can't comprehend the fact that a guy can suck multiple cocks (at the same time and/or on different occasions) and still be fucking straight... Close-minded fucks.
soooo funny
